Still adjusting to being back at work..... I don't mean to harp on the subject, I know I talk about it a lot, but man, am I TIRED!
I'll have some cutey cute pictures and maybe something interesting to say soon. Did I mention I'm sleepy. At this particular moment I feel like an old momma so all I've got is a Yo Momma joke so duck.....
Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1!
(tap, tap, tap) Is this thing on?
Thank you .... I'll be here all week! And goodnight.
-Carmen
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Speaking of ducks...
A duck walks into a bar and moseys on up to the bar. Bartender asks, "What can I get for ya?"
Duck answers, "you got any duck food?"
Bartender says "This is a bar, we don't serve duck food. Get outta here and don't come back!"
Duck leaves.
Next day, same story.
A duck walks into a bar and moseys on up to the bar. Bartender asks, "What can I get for ya?"
Duck answers, "you got any duck food?"
Bartender says "Listen, I've already told you. This is a bar, we don't serve duck food. Get outta here and don't come back!"
3rd day, same story.
A duck walks into a bar and moseys on up to the bar. Bartender asks, "What can I get for ya?"
Duck answers, "you got any duck food?"
Bartender says "Alright already. For the last time. This is a bar, we don't serve duck food. If you come in here asking for duck food again, I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet above my mantle. Now get outta here!"
Next day, duck walks in and moseys up to the bar. Bartender asks, "What can I get for you?"
Duck asks, "Got any nails?"
Bartender says, "No, this is a bar. We ain't got no nails. Now what do you want?"
Duck asks, "Got any duck food?"
;-)
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